| Excerpt from KABOOM:
It was the day after the great red dust storms ended, a little
more than a week after our squadron lost its first soldier to
a deep buried IED in the farmlands west of Saba al-Bor. I lay
in bed, staring at the wall from the top bunk, basking in the
rarest of days—one in which I could sleep in. I thought
about nothing and how awesome it was to think about nothing and
how if life went well, nothing wouldn’t be so rare anymore.
The gears of my mind were just beginning to grind toward muscle
movement, mainly a product of memory rather than a conscious
decision, when SFC Big Country barreled through the door.
“The IA got Mohammed Shaba!” he said, staying just
long enough to drop off his now empty mug of coffee. Just like
that, he was gone, I was back in Iraq, and my nothingness had
burst like a star cluster, illuminating all kinds of gut-wrenching,
hidden somethings back into plain sight. I cursed to myself,
slapped myself in the face, and hopped off the top bunk. The
nothingness was now gone. Maybe next lifetime, I thought to myself.
So, they got the Ghost. Saba al-Bor’s native son, a known
terrorist and wanted murderer, had been a general thorn in the
side of Coalition forces for the better portion of the past year.
Much of his celebrity status was overblown, mainly due to his
self-designated nickname, which translated to either Mohammed
the Ghost or Mohammed the Shadow, depending which terp had been
asked. Nevertheless, Higher had longed after this JAM insurgent
in a manner that bordered on Brokeback. Capturing him was a public
relations dream, if not a key strategic blow for Shia extremism
in our area. The Gravediggers had already been on a few boondoggles
going after him, but we were always a room away, ten minutes
late, or finding his grandfather with a full piss bag but without
a grandson. When Mohammed Shaba missions came down, it usually
felt like we were hunting a black dog in the night. These experiences
weren’t isolated to just our platoon; they encapsulated
all of Bravo Troop’s bouts with the Ghost. And now the
Iraqi army had him. Sure, I was shocked, but good for the IA,
I thought. That was what we were aiming for, after all—a
self-sustaining Iraqi security force.
Yawning noisily, I strolled out of our room and into the main
foyer of the combat outpost. Captain Whiteback and a few of the
soldiers from Headquarters platoon were heading out the front
door, en route to the IA compound to tactically question the
Ghost and his fellow detainees. I bumped into Lieutenant Virginia
Slim, who was coming up the stairs and taking off his helmet;
he had just been over with the IAs.
“Dude,” he said, “you should head over and check
these guys out.”
“Why?” I didn’t really feel compelled to put
on my gear. I was more interested in grabbing a few banana nut
muffins and seeing if there were any pieces of bacon left. “Did
the CO [commanding officer] say he needed me?”
“Naw, I just thought you’d appreciate the scene. They’re
just a couple of scared, punk teenagers. We probably could’ve
had them months ago if we had set up a trap with XBoxes, a few
porn mags, and some pounds of weed.”
We laughed, and I sauntered toward the pantry. I rubbed the stubble
of my face. I should probably shave too, I thought. It had been
a few days. After breakfast and a quick dry shave, curiosity
got a hold of me, and I walked across the street to the IA compound.
I poked my head around the fence line and spotted a crowd of
IA soldiers—commonly referred to by their Arabic name of
jundis —interlaced with a group of American soldiers sent
over to ensure the detention process stayed peaceful. There was
a post–prize fight feeling in the air. The soldiers of
both countries were joking with one another incessantly, crowing
like young bantams at a cockfight. They crowded around three
grubby, emaciated shapes in handcuffs and wrapped in blankets
that were stacked against the building. The three shapes were
separated along the wall so they could not communicate; they
were crouched in the traditional Arab squat, and only nervous
darting glances from downcast heads confirmed them to be human
beings and not teenage scarecrows made of dirt.
As I walked closer, I recognized Mohammed Shaba from the mug shots
we’d used for countless previous missions: same scar across
the right cheek, same long chin, same mop of black hair jetting
out. In the photograph, he snarled toward the camera, menacingly
challenging the viewer to dare to venture into Saba al-Bor’s
alleys to hunt him. Here, at the Iraq Army compound, though,
he did not snarl, or challenge, or dare. He sniffled like a bullied
child, trying desperately to hold back tears, cradling his swollen
nose, which dripped with blood. It had been broken by the Iraq
Army when he bit one of them and tried to escape. The teenager
handcuffed next to him—who I later learned was another
top target of ours known as Ali the Prince—wept far more
openly and reeked of feces. Wait a minute. Had he really—
“Yes, sir, he actually shit himself,” one of our Headquarters
platoon NCOs said to me, apparently provoked by my sniffing of
the air and subsequent grimace. “Gives new meaning to the
term scared shitless, don’t it?”
I nodded, hoping I appeared aloof and knowing to my enemies, who
now had faces. Why I cared in the first place, I still don’t
know.
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